If there’s one thing I hate in life it’s the sound of someone eating when everything else is silent. Makes me feel ridiculously sick inside.

Went to see The Descendants earlier with my bro Paul Curran and we had the laugh. People coming into the cinema late and complaining of not getting a seat can suck my dick. Don’t know if I’d be giving it any Oscars now but it’s still work a watch.

Looking forward to seeing Man on a Ledge when it comes out and I’m also looking forward to getting some sweet David Beckham underwear tomorrow in work.

Not looking forward to getting up at 6am though.